COT 2 - ELECTRIC BLOGALOO
Howdy there pardners, and welcome to the Church on Thursday BLOG...Electric Blogaloo (or something). Well, folks, we'll try to update this dang thing every day (but no promises). I guess we'll get started with some news.Agenda Item #1: Not to flog a dead horse but...whip, whip. Have ya'll seen C.O.T. Agent #030, Evelyn Dawn's profile yet? She is a twisted chick that we like very much. Viva La Dawn! If'n so, have ya'll checked out C.O.T. Agent #031, Loryn. Loryn is our first non California/Oregon/Kentucky inductee...she's from Jacksonville, FLA. YES! The same damn city Molly Hatchet is from!Speaking of Molly Hatchet...I just bought me a copy of Flirtin' With Disaster on CD. It rocks! Okay, back to the C.O.T. site...if ya'll didn't read the e.mail I done sent out a while back, I have finally typed all of Christopher Vaught's "Something Else Entirely". It good. Me like. Me also had to type it up THREE DAMN TIMES and that's why it took so gaarsh-danged long to get it on the site. Let's move on to other, less important and more interesting news now, shall we?Agenda Item #2: THE FUCKING A's TRADED ERIC BYRNES!!! Who cares? You might be asking. YOU WILL MOTHERFUCKER when it has caustic repurcussions of the apocalyptic-type nature! The A's are still winning, though, so I ain't-a-gonna complain too much. And, let me just say publicly to Pope Locos Sandia the twenty whatever...you A's hater you...The A's are only 4 games out of FIRST FUCKING PLACE in the Western Division and they're leading in the wildcard. Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Agenda Item #3: Merle Haggard is playing in Redding (or thereabouts) in August. Me going to get tickets if me can! You should too ya damn Clats. AND, speaking of Clats, I guess the Siskiyou Arts Coucil gets bent if you (or, actually, I) call them Dan Fogleberg listening Clats. They're not, I guess, and claim that they were not ignoring Church on Thursday by not responding to our previous 13 e.mails but were immersed in the hypnotic New Age tranquility of Gentle Giant or whatever. Thus, please refrain from thinking ill of them. BUT Vine magazine, despite our repeated attempts to contact them and try to be nice, is still ignoring us. That's just the way it is as Bruce Hornsby would say.Welp, that's all for now. Next time look for a rant on why I totally support Starbucks. Or why you should not drink Rhinestone Charley Allen's without a hat on in the sun. Or why, yes, I DO THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY A LAAZ ROCKET. Until then, Buckaroos, Your Great Communicator, Felix